Top 5 Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes
5. Team America: World Police
Two puppets go at it in wild abandon to a song that sounds suspiciously like Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” (the love theme of Michael Bay’s Armageddon). So extreme was the footage that the MPAA had to cut it down from two minutes to just 45 seconds.
4. Naked Gun
The trailer proclaims “Sex. The way you wish you had it at home.” And Leslie Nielsen shows just how cautious he is by wearing a condom that covers his entire body from head to foot.
3. Shoot ‘Em Up
So you’re right in the middle of lovemaking and a team of highly armed mercenaries burst through the door. Do you stop and run for your life? Not if you’re Clive Owen. You carry on pounding while spinning around and shooting your assailants, rolling on the floor and bouncing off stuff. That’s a real man.
2. Crank
Versatile thespian Jason Statham needs to keep his adrenaline up or a poison in his body will kill him, so he shags his girlfriend, by force, from behind, in broad daylight in the middle of a busy market. …It was either that or go jogging.
1. Showgirls
That girl from Saved By The Bell and Kyle McLachlan have the sort of sex that only exists in Paul Verhoeven’s Dutch mind. They head down the pool, and McLachlan stays standing vertically, while bouncing a totally horizontal Elizabeth Berkley off the water with the vigour of an epileptic fit.
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