Penelope Cruz Uncensored
Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz engaging in a steamy lesbian sex scene that Page Six says is “extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”
The two also eventually have a threesome with Javier Bardem who plays Cruz’s husband.
We all pretty much owe a debt to Woody Allen that can never be repaid. His new movie is called Vicky Cristina Barcelona and will be out early next year according to IMDB. Pretty sure I’ll be seeing this one on release day.
Oh! more of Penelope Cruz
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Ball Bust in On the Doll (2007)
Had enough with the castration? Okay, we’ll finish the list off with the slightly tamer punishment of ball busting. Call girl Balery (Brittany Snow) takes revenge on a regular client by teasing him with sex, tying him up and pummeling his genitals as hard as she can. And if you’re brave enough to watch (likely for the first time since this is a barely seen movie), there’s a clip of the scene above. This part was actually used in the marketing of the film (including the poster), so I doubt that very many men bothered to go see it or rent it.
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Castration by Vagina in Teeth (2007)
There are actually three equally uncomfortable sex scenes in this black horror-comedy. Dawn (Jess Weixler) has Vagina dentata, meaning she’s got teeth down there, and though they don’t chomp down on anything that enters her, they are quite unforgiving of rapists and dishonest lovers. It just so happens that none of her three sexual partners is worthy enough to avoid being castrated during intercourse. The last victim is the worst off, though, because his penis ends up being eaten by his dog.
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